Reading rainbow

A book I cannot wait for.
A book I hope to never read.
A book I wish I had never read.
A book someone should give to me.
Another book someone should give to me.
A book I'm going to review for Bookforum, hooray.
A book that is taking me forever to read but it's pretty amazing.
A book that desperately needs to be reissued 'cause it fucking totally rules OK.
A book I am really, really excited about even though it's likely going to be "difficult."